ATTITUDE = 100%

This equation should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: 

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions. If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

It is obvious that

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% 

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% 

While

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% 

Finally, and most effectively

A-S-S  K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127% 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top!

 

(With thanks and acknowledgement to Uncle Mike for the link, and whoever came up with this.)

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